Saturday, November 19, 2005

Introduction to kingpanzee

Kelong Management Private Limited presents a genetically engineered kingkong called Kingpanzee. Kingpanzee is a cross between a human and chimpanzee. He looks like a chimpanzee but behaves like a human. Kingpanzee walks runs on 2 legs, can climb trees, do acrobats performance and pluck durians. He can understand and speak both kingkong language and human language. The current version can only speak English as a human langauge to people. He eats all sorts of food but preferably the vegetarian ones, like rice, noodles, bread, bran, bananas, oranges, coconuts, durians, tomatoes and leaves. But the food he like most is durians that's why kingkong_zee angry he can't eat durians in peace. Its favourite meat is roast chicken. Like any living human, it can cry, laugh, scream in pain, tickle or stroke people, swear, bleed, and reproduce themselves. He also can think and learn from his past experience. He has a special ability to grow 0.1 cm of fur a day when well fed. He is a rather hygenic animal even more so than many people keeps his fur clean by washing in the rivers or drains, and even know how to use soap. When stepped on feaces he will wash himself ferociously to remove the smell and dirt.

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