Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The Story of kingkong_zee (Chapter 1)

Kingkong_zee was a chimpanzee that was born in the jungles of Sarawak on 20th October 1985. Kongking_zee, his brother was born 3 years later on 12th December 1988. Their family lived in a cave. They have different personalities though. Kingkong_zee is a fierce and mischievious kingkong, and is very competitive in nature. Although Kongking_zee is playful, he prefers to play with trees and swim in tivers. Kongking_zee is a mild mannered and friendly kingkong. Kingkong_zee has a odd diet, he likes to eat durians, tapiocas, potatoes and rambutans. Many of the other kingkongs love to feed on the bananas from a nearby plantation. Occasionally he does feast on small animals like ants, mice, rabbits and wild birds. His ferociousness comes from the fact he has been fighting competitors like lions, tigers, leopards and other fellow kingkongs for food, he uses his wooden spear with a teeth attached, to poke into his enemy's mouth, shake it and they run away with a scream. Kingkong_zee hates humans, because he knew his friends have been captured by the hunters for fur or display in the zoos. He would throw stones whenever he see humans around his territory. His is very good in hiding, he would hide in the thick foilage of the tree or a cave. Kingkong _zee was indeed a well respected animal in that jungle that the kingkongs all bowed to him when they met him.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Crouch Jokes

Q: Why is this player so called Crouch?
A: He need to crouch when scoring a goal, because he is taller than a goal post.
Q: Why is Crouch so tall?
A: He must have played basketball in his primary and secondary school.
Q: What are the problems of being tall?
A: He need to crouch in order to board the double decker bus, the ceiling to short for me.
Q: Why does Benetez trust Crouch so much even though he is on a goal drought?
A: Because he is a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". when we don't expect him to score, he scores unexpectedly.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Aussie hanged in Changi Prison this morning

ANSLEY NG
ansley@newstoday.com.sg
CONVICTED Australian drug trafficker Nguyen Tuong Van, 25, was executed at Changi Prison this morning..At 6am — the time he was hanged — several of his supporters were seen hugging each other and weeping..Outside the prison gate was a throng of about 50 reporters, photographers and camera crew that began assembling there at 1am..Nguyen's twin brother, Khoa, arrived in a taxi at about 5.15am. With him was Nguyen's lawyer, Mr Julian McMahon, and about 10 of Nguyen's friends. A pale and distraught Khoa could only get out of the taxi after the media backed away..Nguyen's mother, Kim, was not at the prison and was said to be praying in a chapel with supporters and close friends.."She is incredibly upset but she was more prepared than she was previously," said Mr McMahon. She told him it was "a great comfort" to be able to hold her son's hand. "She said she had talked to him and had touched his hair.".Nguyen's brother and friends were at the prison because they wanted to be as close to him as possible although they could not meet him before the execution..Mr McMahon said a death certificate would be issued and Nguyen's body would be identified by officials from the Australian High Commission..Nguyen's body will be sent to a funeral parlour to be embalmed before being taken to a chapel for a funeral service in the afternoon..It is believed that his body will be flown to Melbourne tomorrow ..Earlier, a candlelight vigil was held at a coffee shop in Changi Village. At the vigil, which was attended by about 10 local anti-death penalty activists, a candle was lit every hour and taken by car to Changi Prison and placed at the gate there..At the end of it all , a calm Khoa and Nguyen's friends hugged prison officials before leaving in three taxis shortly after 7am..Nguyen, a former Melbourne salesman, was sentenced to death after he was caught in 2002 with 396.2g of heroin at Changi Airportwhile in transit from Cambodia to Melbourne. His high-profile case attracted international attention, with several Australian leaders appealing to the Singapore Government to spare his life..The Ministry of Home Affairs issued the following statement this morning:."Mr Nguyen was charged with importing 396.2g of diamorphine or pure heroin into Singapore, under Section 7 of the Misuse of Drugs Act (Chapter 185), which carries the death penalty.."Mr Nguyen was convicted as charged and sentenced to death. The Misuse of Drugs Act provides that the death penalty is mandatory if the amount of diamorphine or pure heroin imported exceeds 15g.."Mr Nguyen unlawfully brought into Singapore almost 400g of diamorphine, enough to supply 26,000 doses of heroin to drug addicts. The street value of the heroin was worth an estimated $1.3m.."Mr Nguyen failed in his appeals to the Court of Appeal and to the President for clemency. The sentence was carried out this morning at Changi Prison." Aussie hanged in Changi Prison this morning

Friday, December 02, 2005

Tree Artistic Gymnastics

Tree artistic gymnatics is the pet event in the Kingkong gymnastics competition. This event have 10 contestents and each kingkong is allowed to perform for 3 minutes. Our star Kongking_zee have impressed the judges again with his tricks. His swings, somersaults, twists, spins, rolls and of course balance were fantastic. His most stunning tricks were a single somersult on a higher branch, followed by 2 more somersaults when he decend towards the lower branch and of course we liked his star turnover. Kingkong_zee, who is kongking's elder brother and the king of stealing durians also participated for he was attracted by the prize for 20 durians for the winner. He was a class apart from Kongking_zee, big and heavy, and he found it hard to balance himself on a thin tree trunk, he tried to roll on the trunk, but lost his balance and fell down his performance was marred by frequent stumbling on the trunk. Hihi is a small, long tailed rhesus monkey who loves to smile. His best tricks was to hold his tail on a trunk, turn his body twice and then release his tail and do a one and a half twist when ascending towards the lower trunk. There are several other kingkongs present to do their tricks, but due to the space constraints we won't elaborate more.

The results are out and it was Kongking_zee, who had already won 6 medals was first with the score of 9.503. Hihi came in second with the score of 9.387 and Zeezee came in third with the score of 8.918. Kingkong_zee got a score of 4.332 and he was unsatisfied with the judge, so after the event he throw a durian shell towards the judge. It hit him and he growled in pain