Crouch Jokes

Q: Why is this player so called Crouch?
A: He need to crouch when scoring a goal, because he is taller than a goal post.
Q: Why is Crouch so tall?
A: He must have played basketball in his primary and secondary school.
Q: What are the problems of being tall?
A: He need to crouch in order to board the double decker bus, the ceiling to short for me.
Q: Why does Benetez trust Crouch so much even though he is on a goal drought?
A: Because he is a "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". when we don't expect him to score, he scores unexpectedly.