Kelong's nicks for some footballers

van Nistelrooy - van horse
Rooney - looney
Cruoch - bamboo stick
Lampard - leading lamp
Alumnia - aluminiumLehmann - lemon
Woodgate - kayu (Malay for wood)
Beckham - Backstreet boy
Oliver Kahn - kingkong (can call him orang utan also)
Ballack - ballast
Luiz Ronaldo - fat Ronnie
Ronaldinho - Ronnie horse
Robinho - Robin Hood
Baptisa - baptised
Messi - messy
Raul - lousy